lol

my MIL came over for supper and Parker never stops moving, talking, complaining. I don't think we have ever had a meal that I don't have to constantly fuss at him.
MIL says: O Boy, you are gonna have problems when you get to kindergarten next year. Parker says: Ohhh I know, I have problems already.

baby sister

Parker: "Mommy and Daddy, I think Jesus is gonna give us a sister."
Daddy: "Why do you think that Parker?"
Parker: "Cuz all of my friends has a sister."